Children Love Presents. What not to Give to Mama as a Present
A survey shows that presents are the favorite thing about Christmas for 60 percent of children. We know that children want to meet Santa, get more presents, and eat a lot. What about adults? We also love presents, but there are presents and… presents. Would you buy a peanut butter and jelly pouch for yourself? If not, include this item in your official just-don’t-give list. A blood shower gel is a unique present, indeed, but your friend’s bathroom won’t look more glamorous. Plus, $10 for a gift? It is kind of cheap-skatish. Now, if you want to impress mama, you can buy her something functional and more expensive. Like an intelligent toilet! It comes with an automatic lid and a pre-warmed seat and checks your blood pressure and weight. It gives you a thorough medical and costs just $10,000. If you don’t think mama will be delighted, forget about the intelligent toilet. And the blood shower gel. And Christmas.
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